The Met Reporter.: Kim Jong II Spotted In Oxford Street?

Friday 1 October 2010

Kim Jong II Spotted In Oxford Street?

Kim Jong Il was spotted in Primark Oxford Street today posing as a security guard...by me.

I was shopping for underwear to avoid doing laundry. Or at least it was a very good likeness...and by the way £5 buys you a weeks worth-thats cheaper than doing washing!

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Eyewitness at the Triangle

by William G. Shepherd

I was walking through Washington Square when a puff of smoke issuing from the factory building caught my eye. I reached the building before the alarm was turned in. I saw every feature of the tragedy visible from outside the building. I learned a new sound--a more horrible sound than description can picture. It was the thud of a speeding, living body on a stone sidewalk.

Thud—dead, thud—dead, thud—dead, thud—dead. Sixty-two thud—deads.

Friday 1 October 2010

Kim Jong II Spotted In Oxford Street?

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