The Met Reporter.: Katie price

Sunday, 17 October 2010

Katie Price on the Rhetorical Question.

Katie Price proud of her alleged IQ of 99 brings us a tediously dire definition of a "rhetorical question" in the plastic show What Katie Did Next . Although in fact "a rhetorical question" is not a word Katie.

"Do you think its sunny today? Well, obviously it's sunny today. That's a rhetorical question. I think I got that right...its like do you think Polly's got blonde hair, or has Polly got blonde hair, it's a rhetorical question. Coz she does have blonde hair".

It's ok Katie because you are a "wheeler deeler after all, able to ""able to spot who has a boob-job or not" .

Your unique brand of "intelligence" braces you for those dastardly intrusive tv deals that dog your private life. I just can't understand how the paparazzi always know where to find you...

By Shaun Humphreys.

The famous Eye Witness at the Triangle news report. 1911 New York

Eyewitness at the Triangle

by William G. Shepherd

I was walking through Washington Square when a puff of smoke issuing from the factory building caught my eye. I reached the building before the alarm was turned in. I saw every feature of the tragedy visible from outside the building. I learned a new sound--a more horrible sound than description can picture. It was the thud of a speeding, living body on a stone sidewalk.

Thud—dead, thud—dead, thud—dead, thud—dead. Sixty-two thud—deads.